bitches arent shit

Your name is JAKE STRIDER and you are not to be CONFUSED with that silly ENGLISH imposter. You are a RIPE 20 YEARS OF AGE and you are absolutely LOVING LIFE. Being a STRIDER you have, of course, been SCHOOLED in the mysterious ways of IRONY. You really adore WEAPONS OF ANY KIND. Though, not to anyones uncertainty, you have an love for GUNS and BLADES. You're going to be a mess when you're older. You have a pesterchum, under the name of TURNTECHTERROR but you don't BOTHER yourself with getting on. You have your WHOLE LIFE ahead of you. What will you do? ==>Jake: Be brilliant
(Dave/Jake Kid swap blog.)
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Vampire Sollux's servant, Karkat

(Source: iimmortaldualiity)

Vampire Sollux's servant, Karkat

(Source: iimmortaldualiity)

Vampire! Sollux. Revised and fixed link, I apologize!

Vampire! Sollux. Revised and fixed link, I apologize!

Vampire! Sollux. Revised and fixed link, I apologize!

Vampire! Sollux. Revised and fixed link, I apologize!

johnathanstrider:

swagtimeadventurer:

johnathanstrider:

i can tell, as well

i make sort of a habit out of being different
i don’t like being a sheep in a crowd

i dont try to go out of my way to do so
it ends up happening on its own
theres a reason im normally an english and not a strider im afraid

why not embrace your english side too??

no one said you had to be exclusively strider

believe it or not i pride myself on being a well balanced mixture of the two
best of both worlds id say

Vampire! Sollux. Revised and fixed link, I apologize!

Vampire! Sollux. Revised and fixed link, I apologize!

Vampire!Sollux. Have fun with him.